Stone-age Game Theorist Gifts

Hey What you trying pull That not a word yet

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Personal conker trainer.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Hockey Season.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Davos.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Tetris Rejects

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

"There's a tell."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"