Stone-age Game Theorist Gifts

Hey What you trying pull That not a word yet

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Personal conker trainer.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Hockey Season.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

Target your message

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Davos.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Tetris Rejects

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Existential Risk

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'