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'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

The first car accident.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Too much club."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'Is the fire included?'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

The first art critic