Stockbrokers Gifts

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The 8.05 to Wall Street.

'We want to beat the system, but we want the system to keep playing.'

The end is near.

For the last time, Jenkins, it's FTSE.

A vacancy in the Finance Department

The Tooth Accountant

'One thing about a recession - it separates the men from the boys.'

Masochism for stockholders.

Dog Days has been used in reference to poorly performing stocks with little future potential in the American stock market.

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

"What are you doing?" "The stock market hit a record high. Money should be tricking down at any time."

California Investments: Quake-Proof Your Portfolio!

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

'Today stocks acting 'funny peculiar' outnumbered 'funny ha-ha' stocks by a 2-1 margin.'

'What do you see in gold futures.'

Worst person to invest with...

Positive Trend, Dreadful Outcome

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The president's men

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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