Stock Talker Gifts

What does that mean, 'bed and breakfast my pork bellies'? I don't know. I made that up!

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Superstock'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Chinese stock market

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

Out of control

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

The United States Public Debt.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Shares Nosedive

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"