Stock Market Sleeper Pillows

"It's 10 p.m. Do you know where the leading economic indicators are?"

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

Gold Crisis

Wall Street Down

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

The turbulent euro.

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'With programed trading, the computer's in the driver's seat. My Money is just along for the ride!'

'Sounds good to me, Frank. I'll have my money get in touch with your money.'

'Thinking about investing right now... my recommended position on the market is fetal.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

REALLY boring sermons