Stock Car Racing Pillows

Just when you think you know someone, you find out they're NASCAR fans.

Bob's Driving School.

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

'Relax pal, I'm just a fan.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Tractor Racing

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Cheesie Rider

Baby Race.

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

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