Stir-up Sunday Gifts

Happy Stir up Sunday!!

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

Chicken

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'Sunday in the park'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

'Community wok?'

Scariest Tactics

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"To increase attendance, I've decided to make every Sunday Easter Sunday."

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

'Put it back. This isn't a 'Take a Penny, Leave a Penny' dish.'

"#SundayBrunch"

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'

Sunday morning greeters, the #1 cause for social anxiety in the church.

Carol simply couldn't relax knowing that at any moment five rowdy men might scream 'FUMBLE!'

All work from home and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Supermum.

All sizzle and no roast

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

"How bout ya slip a $20 in there for me too.".." (man talking to another about the church offering plate)

"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."

Drinker.

Alternative acupuncture.

Vicar wearing shirt back to front instead of dog collar.

Rams: 14-0