Sting Sensitive Gifts

"Is this going to sting?"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

The Sensitive Dude.

'Assuming present trends continue, the odds are quite good that we'll become the best-informed extinct species on the planet!'

'Sharing the petrol costs didn't bother me, but I resent having to pay half for the condoms!'

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

"It's the gluten-free edition."

'Garlic or non-garlic?'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

'I stand here before you with a heavy heart. There is a growing wheat intolerance in our land, and that makes my stomach turn...But get this! They say that's what we're doing to them!'

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

'What did I tell you about keeping bees?'

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

"On the plus side they're watching less TV now."

'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'

"I am trying to pull over!"

"What type of sunscreen do you recommend for someone who doesn't want to be killed by the beach."

'Are you bothered by second hand smoke?'

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

"It's not surprising I'm gluten intolerant. I'm intolerant of pretty much everything."

Relax,I've no intention of getting into clinches - he's wearing a diabolical after shave.'