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'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'Maths is fun!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Heart bypass in progress.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Cell Partners

Head in the sand.

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

Danish String Quartet

I think it's your suspension!

Golf Club Rescue

'Show-off.'

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

'Have you tried switching it off and on?'

Elevator Out Of Order

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

In Case of Emergency, Break Glass.

Tortoise fire department.

"On the upside, Sarge, we've broken our record time for getting to the scene of an accident."

"Let's make your list for Santa! You'll be wanting a satsuma in your stocking for starters..."