Stigmatization Debunker Pillows

It's outrageous to be labelling people 'bonkers'these days - put this one on instead.

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Govt. UK led by Seance

Statue of Liberty

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Disparate housewives.

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

If Animals Were Racist...

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"I hope it misses us!"

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

Trump Campaign Funding

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"What to wear today?"

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."