Stigma Slayer Gifts

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Giant slug attacks a city

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

Your computer is not fully protected...

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Medicine.

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

Internet crap.

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

David and Goliath

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

'I think I can...'

'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!'

'This will kill the spores.'

Quarantine

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

'Another ad for penis-enlargement.'

'I get that a lot.'

"Josephine, my man!"

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