Steroid Awareness Advocate Prints

Baseball Hall of Steroid Fame.

Vlad the Inhaler

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Bubbling

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

Olympic Doping

Doping

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

National Asthma Society Parade

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Opium Den 2019

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"ADHD medication has really changed my life. Before it, I couldn't be in a still life."

Prostate Issues

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'

"But do you feel invisible?"

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."