Steroid Awareness Advocate Mugs

Vlad the Inhaler

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Bubbling

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Olympic Doping

Doping

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Opium Den 2019

National Asthma Society Parade

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"But do you feel invisible?"

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

Prostate Issues

"ADHD medication has really changed my life. Before it, I couldn't be in a still life."

Zika sexually transmitted

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'