Steroid-free Advocate Prints

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"My joints... are almost done"

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also testing negative for steroids.'

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

Donald Trump Wants To Ruin Bigger and Bigger Things

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Olympic Doping

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

Opium Den 2019

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."