Stereotyping Mugs

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

The Female Brain and The Other One

His & hers towels.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

California Beverages Map

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Disparate housewives.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

Plumbers Workwear

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"Dude, they're not like that."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

Lady to man about big hole in wall: 'Show some gumption. Are you a man ... or are you a mouse?!'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

'Just because I'm a weasel, people assume I'm not trustworthy...'

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian