Stereotyping Prints

"People think all alike...well, that's not true! We're all different! From the way she talks, I bet she's pura Mexicana!"

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

The Female Brain and The Other One

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

His & hers towels.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

California Beverages Map

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Disparate housewives.

*Sigh*

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

Plumbers Workwear

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Dude, they're not like that."

24 Words for Melting Snow

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

'Just because I'm a weasel, people assume I'm not trustworthy...'

Lady to man about big hole in wall: 'Show some gumption. Are you a man ... or are you a mouse?!'

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"It's from my Swiss account."