Breaking Stereotypes Prints

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

Prejudice/Empathy

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Macho Vegetarian

Shall I be mother?

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

24 Words for Melting Snow

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

Accountants around the campfire.

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

'Just because I'm a weasel, people assume I'm not trustworthy...'