Fun With Stereotypes Prints

'I kept telling him he shouldn't wear his red cardigan.'

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

How to recognize a German tourist...

Accountants around the campfire.

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

You! Are thick magazine.

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"Stupid bean counter!"

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

'Just because I'm a weasel, people assume I'm not trustworthy...'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

'What do you mean you don't understand! Can't you see I'm speaking Italian!'

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Overweight cop and his struggling horse.

"Geez, Jerry. Would you just pull over and ask for directions?!"

Karen of Bethlehem