Stepdad Pillows

'Happy Father's Day....send all.'

Child on a schedule.

"That's my mum and her boyfriend's the one next to my dad who's behind his girlfriend next to his second wife, just behind my mums first husband."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'Hi! New daddy!'

"Don't think of me as your stepdad – think of me as the guy having sex with your mom."

Father's Day Cards for Your New Stepdad

Father's Day Cards for Your New Stepdad

"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

"Our training on managing a work life balance is running late so you'll need to get someone to pick your kids up."

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

Mr. Dombey introduces his daughter Florence