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'Hi! New daddy!'

Father's Day Cards for Your New Stepdad

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Child on a schedule.

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"Our training on managing a work life balance is running late so you'll need to get someone to pick your kids up."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"That's my mum and her boyfriend's the one next to my dad who's behind his girlfriend next to his second wife, just behind my mums first husband."

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

Mr. Dombey introduces his daughter Florence

"We've found your birth mother."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'Mom's Diner: your meal free if you wash all the dishes and take out the garbage.'

Step Mom's Diner: Under New Management.

"It's your mother calling."

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

"Mom?!"

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"