Step Syncer Pillows

Dancing

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

Heart Health Levels

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

The 39 Steps

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

The dream works when the team works!

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"Darn - zero steps again."

Wait, you took how many steps?

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

They're the team to beat.

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

Matching Outfits

"Have you ever noticed how old married couples start to look alike?"

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.