Step Counter Devotee Pillows

"Ya, ya I know. But I only have 120 more steps to reach my daily goal."

"The other one tracks exercise."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

The 39 Steps

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"Darn - zero steps again."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Wait, you took how many steps?

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"