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'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Habanero ..."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

People of the Fall

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Gesundheit."

He's allergic to pepper...

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

Hiding the salt mill

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

Spaceman serving shrimp.