Stellar Spice Lover Pillows

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Fresh pepper?"

'The Burrito King.'

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Habanero ..."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

People of the Fall

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Gesundheit."

He's allergic to pepper...

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

Seaside Caf

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

Hiding the salt mill