Space And Spice Mixologist T-Shirts

'Community wok?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"A bloody Martian, please."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Rabbit Punch

'The first cocktail.'

Mediterranean Martini

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.