'As a steam enthusiast, a stair lift wasn't enough for Martin, he installed his own funicular railway.'
Steam Train Devotee Gifts
Looking for a gift for a steam train enthusiast? Our curated collection features humorous and heartfelt products that capture the timeless appeal of trains. Perfect for anyone who loves the rhythmic chug and nostalgic steam sound, these items are great for train buffs who appreciate both humor and artistry. Whether it's for a birthday, holiday, or just because, surprise the train devotee in your life with a thoughtful keepsake that steams straight to their heart.
Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'
"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."
"I just never 'think I can' anymore."
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
Replacement Bus Spotters.
'Anorak anoraks'.
Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train
I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...
A trevor of trainspotters
'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'
'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'
Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'
'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'
"XIVth Street"
The next fast train has gone.
Run from the hills!
Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train
Trainset
"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"
'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'
Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign
Switchback Playground.
An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station
S**t Creek Halt
'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'
"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."
Coupler Counselling
Isambard Kingdom Brunel.
Commuter on the Orient Express
Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story
'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)
"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."
The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.
Chattanooga choo choo
Steam Train Devotee Gifts Collection
Steam Train Devotee Mugs
Looking for more steam train-themed mugs? Explore our collection of witty and nostalgic designs perfect for train fans.
Steam Train Devotee Pillows
Browse unique steam train pillows that add a cozy homage to these mighty machines in any room.
Steam Train Devotee Prints
Interested in train art? Our steam train prints highlight the engineering marvels and romantic nostalgia of classic locomotives.
Steam Train Devotee T-Shirts
Check out our steam train t-shirts, featuring creative and humorous designs that celebrate locomotive enthusiasts.