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"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Quick, start the car!"

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'You lifted your head.'

Dog Dreams

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"