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"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

"Quick, start the car!"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Ice fisher.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"River well stocked this year."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Man fishing with large bait

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"