Stay-at-home Lifestyle Lovers Pillows

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Low Overhead Incorporated...'Where everybody works at home!'

'Get back to work, Phillips! You're supposed to take your coffee breaks at the office, not at home!'

Being home based the highlights of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleagues to check on how their commute had been that morning.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

The Face Mask

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

Five Stages of Lockdown

"You love gloating, don't you?"

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

"Don't get too comfortable with 6 feet of personal space."

Christina's lockdown

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

'I'm a stay-at-home teleradiologist.'

"This is your pilot speaking. I'll be working from home today."

Overwhelmed by life's beauty and magic, Alice thought to herself, 'Dear God, perfect ice cubes once again!'

"Do you think I should work at home tomorrow or just come in and do nothing?"

Day Job/Night Job

'Hello? Yes, do you do student removals?'