Stay-at-home Chef Gifts

MD. Online cooking tutorials and too much time on my hands is a dangerous combination.

Lockdown casserole

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Party time.

Aprons

Turkey Autopsy

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Licensed to grill.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Well-done, alright?"

"What about the five that fell through?"