Stay-at-home Chef Pillows

Lockdown casserole

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Party time.

Aprons

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Turkey Autopsy

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"What about the five that fell through?"

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'