Part-time Chef Pillows

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Turkey Autopsy

Lockdown casserole

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Will work for Food Network.

Boys Cooking

Boy baking a cake.

"You're looking remarkably well done today."

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'Too much salt!'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

MD. Online cooking tutorials and too much time on my hands is a dangerous combination.

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

A Chef cooking his keyboard.

Headless Chicken.

"Do you have an intensive course? I'm getting married in a week!"

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

I was considered a part time employee since I only worked one night a year and thus wasn't eligible for the pension plan, so here I am in my golden years.

"Can you come over here for a second and give this a pained look?"

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

Pots and Pans

"Our salmon is wild. Our cook is farm-raised."

"The chef is giddy with excitement! He just bought an Instant Pot!"

'Can't you read?'

"Gracie, if you're going off to college, you should know how to cook!"