Part-time Chef Mugs

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Turkey Autopsy

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Lockdown casserole

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Will work for Food Network.

Boys Cooking

"You're looking remarkably well done today."

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

Boy baking a cake.

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'Too much salt!'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

A Chef cooking his keyboard.

"Do you have an intensive course? I'm getting married in a week!"

Headless Chicken.

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

"Can you come over here for a second and give this a pained look?"

I was considered a part time employee since I only worked one night a year and thus wasn't eligible for the pension plan, so here I am in my golden years.

"The chef is giddy with excitement! He just bought an Instant Pot!"

Pots and Pans

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

"Our salmon is wild. Our cook is farm-raised."

'Can't you read?'

"Gracie, if you're going off to college, you should know how to cook!"