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Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"I never thought I'd get married again."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."