Stately Home Explorer Prints

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Out To Lurch

'She'll never look for me here.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Gone Fishing

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

Bashful Royal Guard

"Frank?"

Wine...Spirits...

Ballerina and the light switch.

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

A boast of ghosts

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Can I borrow this?"

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

Woman having tea in a train carriage

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

Beware of cat

"Dad, you're so embarrassing! Your pants are ripped!"

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'This villa in Spain - is the toilet standyupee or sittydownee?'

A house haunts a man.

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'

"For the last days of Hispanic Heritage Month, Gracie Bermudez will be wearing a traditional Latino outfit!"