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'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Out To Lurch

'She'll never look for me here.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Gone Fishing

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

Bashful Royal Guard

"Frank?"

Wine...Spirits...

Ballerina and the light switch.

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

A boast of ghosts

"Can I borrow this?"

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

Woman having tea in a train carriage

Beware of cat

"Dad, you're so embarrassing! Your pants are ripped!"

'This villa in Spain - is the toilet standyupee or sittydownee?'

Did you celebrate Barack Obama yesterday? Why? Because it was President's Day and it's Black History Month. I celebrated half of him. When do you celebrate the other half? St. Patrick's Day. But he's only part Irish. West Fester.

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

A house haunts a man.

Easter Island.

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'