State Opposition Pillows

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"Nation-building never works."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Your place or mine?'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

Piorities in Minnesota.

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Jerry Brown's Veto

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Opposing viewpoint.

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

Dumbistan

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

Cactus welcoming you to Arizona.

Entering Arizona: Illegal Immigrants, Keep Out! Feds, Keep Out!

How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places

Alabama, The Lizard State

North Carolina's Attorney General Josh Stein

Position - Opposition

California

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.

D.C. Kabuki

"I understand there's a lot of this going on these days..."

Pro-State Exams

"Is it too late for a pivot?"

Don't mess with Connecticut

Arkansas, The Bear State

"In a controversial move today, the State of Rhode Island made a tender offer for the State of New Jersey."

'In a surprise announcement, North Dakota today declared South Dakota a 'rogue state'...'