State Opposition Mugs

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"Nation-building never works."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

Piorities in Minnesota.

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Opposing viewpoint.

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places

Cactus welcoming you to Arizona.

Entering Arizona: Illegal Immigrants, Keep Out! Feds, Keep Out!

California

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.

Position - Opposition

North Carolina's Attorney General Josh Stein

Alabama, The Lizard State

"I understand there's a lot of this going on these days..."

"Is it too late for a pivot?"

Don't mess with Connecticut

Arkansas, The Bear State

"In a controversial move today, the State of Rhode Island made a tender offer for the State of New Jersey."

'In a surprise announcement, North Dakota today declared South Dakota a 'rogue state'...'