Stat Master Pillows

'I know you struck out the first 26 batters, Fernando, but the computer says we have to take you out.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

'Okay, here's the plan...'

Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

Those Who Get Off On Not Social Distancing: 87% Celebrities On ZOOM: 83%. "We're All In This Together": 82%

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Pirate

'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'

"According to this article 98% of the statistics you read in the newspaper are inaccurate."

'The reminds me. Place your orders for the lunchtime pizza.'

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

'That's one of my earlier pieces.'

"Why do you still drink, smoke and eat fatty foods?"

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

"This is why you read the instructions."

US Federal Statistics: Meaningful and Meaningless,

"I would advise you to reduce the size of your buisness."

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."