Startup Savvy Pillows

"Innovation requires curiosity...and that's why I've hired..."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Robot Parts $5

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Boom

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

Start up

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

The first unfriendly takeover

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"The first one was the hardest."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me!"

Setting up companies

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."