Startup Specialist Pillows

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

Robot Parts $5

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

Boom

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

S.S.dot.com

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"I'm appointing you head of marketing...your first job is to come up with something we can market...and to who??"

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'