Startup Savvy Mugs

"Innovation requires curiosity...and that's why I've hired..."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Boom

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

Setting up companies

The first unfriendly takeover

Start up

"The first one was the hardest."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Home for the Holidays

Mark Zuckerberg

"Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me!"

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'