Startup Gurus Pillows

'Digital-Age Mirage.'

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"Any questions?"

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Career opportunities

"Uh-Oh..."

When Engineers Crack.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Target your message

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."