Starting New Job Gifts

Personnel: 'We're hoping to find someone who can help us turn things around.'

Unglamourous job, but with massive rewards. How about the city?

Unemployed person pinning a point on the map for where they want to work.

"Stick your head out the window, davenport, and see way the wind is blowing.''

Come Back Sloane

"On. More. Try."

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

"I applied for a job today. They said they can pay me $8 an hour starting tomorrow, and in 90 days they'll raise it to $10 an hour."

New look at Power Ties, Inc.

Cloud Hang

I know I'm new here, but I think your ideas are the best JB.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Sign in barbershop window reads: 'Help wanted, no experience necessary'.

This is the ideal company in which to stretch yourself.

"This new office is so small. You can't swing a cat in here."

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Killer Executive Suits.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Others will fight for you