Starting New Job Pillows

Personnel: 'We're hoping to find someone who can help us turn things around.'

Unglamourous job, but with massive rewards. How about the city?

Unemployed person pinning a point on the map for where they want to work.

"Stick your head out the window, davenport, and see way the wind is blowing.''

Come Back Sloane

"On. More. Try."

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

"I applied for a job today. They said they can pay me $8 an hour starting tomorrow, and in 90 days they'll raise it to $10 an hour."

New look at Power Ties, Inc.

Cloud Hang

I know I'm new here, but I think your ideas are the best JB.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Sign in barbershop window reads: 'Help wanted, no experience necessary'.

This is the ideal company in which to stretch yourself.

"This new office is so small. You can't swing a cat in here."

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Killer Executive Suits.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'How fast can you hype?'