Starting Cooking School Prints

Dog hangs outside of a cooking school with a sign, 'Will Eat Your Homework.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'Cooking'

American style Greek cafe.

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Cookery Lesson.

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

Olive Oil

"On. More. Try."

"First you make a roux."

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

Scales

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Swiss Kitchen

"Well, that gut has the cool hat, but the other guy is actually cooking."

Compliments to the chef - "Thank you very much, but all I did was follow the directions in the cookbook."

'I nearly made it through culinary school selling wine books - then their library caught on.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'