Starting A Solo Act Gifts

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Check out this new store."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

'I'm a star!'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Book and magician

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

'I'll have my people call your people. Wait a minute, that won't work. I'm a sole proprietor.'

'How's that solo career working out for you?'

"I'm at the office party."

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

? ? Please help fund my boy band.

Dancing with your hands up