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Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

The tooth fairy.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Separation

'Where's my glove?'

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

Tooth fairy

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Dentist Training School.

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

The Tooth Ferret