Starting A New Job In Real Estate Gifts

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'This is great, I'll take it.' 'This is the estate agency office.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'We'll take it!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"I've invested in property..."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Brickie's Mate

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Monster Realtor

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

The Modern Beaver Dam.

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

Gambling on office building construction

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

Updated Classic: Bleak House Sales

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"I'm looking for a house near the park."

"I've just been gazumped!"