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At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'This is great, I'll take it.' 'This is the estate agency office.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'We'll take it!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"I've invested in property..."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Brickie's Mate

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Gambling on office building construction

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

Monster Realtor

The Modern Beaver Dam.

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Updated Classic: Bleak House Sales

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"I'm looking for a house near the park."

Mortgages up 'Where?'

'That must be the termite inspector.'