Starting A New Job At A Grocery Store Pillows

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Bad for you but to die for

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Thank you, Essential Workers

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Don't have a hot flush....

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"On. More. Try."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Artificial Isle

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

Biker chopper shopper

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"